The Naughty List Candles

Merry F*cking Christmas

This is the candle that smells like you survived December… and somehow made it fabulous.

Picture rich, buttery shortbread fresh out of the oven, golden edges, and the kind of warmth that makes the whole kitchen smell like pure holiday comfort. Merry F*cking Christmas is cozy, sweet, and just decadent enough to feel like you’re sneaking an extra cookie when no one’s looking.

Top Notes: Warm butter, vanilla sugar
Middle Notes: Shortbread cookie, soft bakery spice
Base Notes: Golden brown sugar, creamy vanilla

Santa Baby

Santa Baby smells like slipping away from the holiday bustle and finding the best seat in the house: right beside the fireplace, where the smokey wood crackles, the cushions are soft and the tree lights reflect in your glass. Chestnut and pink pepper greet you first, warm and gently spiced, like a bowl of roasted chestnuts set within reach while you tuck your feet beneath a blanket.

Juniper and orange blossom drift through the warmth, a little evergreen freshness and soft floral sweetness mingling with woody accords. It feels like fresh branches on the mantel, ribbons loosened from presents, and the quiet pleasure of having nowhere else to be.

As the evening settles, vanilla, Balsam of Peru, and Cashmeran wrap the scent in a soft, lingering warmth. The fire burns low, someone reaches for another blanket, and Christmas feels less like something to get ready for and more like a moment you can finally sink into.

Top Notes: Chestnut, Pink Pepper
Heart Notes: Woody Accords, Orange Blossom, Juniper
Base Notes: Vanilla, Balsam of Peru, Cashmeran

Santa’s Only Fans

It’s getting hot at the North Pole.

Santa’s Only Fans is indulgent, sultry, and a little bit spicy, like roasted chestnuts by the fire and a wink over the rim of your holiday cocktail. It’s the scent you light when you want the room to feel like a private, after-hours Christmas party.

Top Notes: Roasted chestnuts, smoldering woods
Middle Notes: Spiced clove, nutmeg, warm holiday spice
Base Notes: Amber, vanilla, soft musk

Not everyone has a Hallmark-movie holiday. Some of us have group chats full of memes, last-minute shopping trips, chaotic kitchens, and a sense of humour that keeps us sane through the chaos.

The Naughty List Collection was created for those people, the ones who roll their eyes at perfection, laugh through the stress, and still find ways to make the season feel magical. Merry F*cking Christmas is your “I love this, but also what is happening” candle: all buttery shortbread comfort for the nights you need sugar, sarcasm, and silence. Santa’s Only Fans is for the after dark hours: roasted chestnuts, warm spice, and the feeling that you might actually enjoy being on the naughty list more than the nice one. And Santa Baby is for those nights when you step away from the chaos, take a moment for yourself, and just admire the lights on the tree, the crackle of the fireplace...

Together, these candles turn your holiday coping mechanisms into a ritual,  light them when the to-do list is too long, the parties are too many, and you need a reminder that Christmas can be cozy, chaotic, and absolutely hilarious all at once.

xo, B

Naughty has never smelled this good.

16 oz wood wick candles

All three Naughty List candles come in our large 16 oz jars with a crackling wooden wick that sounds like a tiny fireplace in the background. Approximate burn time: 80–100 hours with proper care.

These are statement candles, big, bold, and built to last through office parties, family dinners, and every “how is it only December 15th?” moment in between.

Three unapologetically cheeky Christmas candles that bring humour, warmth, and attitude into your holiday rituals.

16 oz wood wick jars for a long-lasting, crackling burn that feels cozy and indulgent.

Hand-poured in Canada using 100% soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils, so your home smells incredible without harsh toxins.

Designed for the bold, the mischievous, and anyone who prefers their Christmas aesthetic with a side of swear words.

The perfect cheeky gift for friends, coworkers, or that one person who always sends the spiciest holiday memes.

When something is meant to feel this clean, the ingredients matter.

We don’t take shortcuts when it comes to what goes into your home.

Every Naughty List candle is thoughtfully crafted in Canada using high quality, consciously chosen ingredients designed to feel as good as they smell.

🕯 Candles

100% soy wax for a clean, slow burn
Phthalate-free fragrance oils
Crackling wood wick
No paraffin or harmful additives
Reusable, sustainable glass vessels

Clean-burning candles designed for a better, more elevated home experience.

🖤 Our Standard

Women-owned. Canadian-made. Thoughtfully crafted in small batches with care, intention, and high standards.

Clean, elevated, and made to be lived with.

Get the most out of your Naughty List candles with a few simple habits that keep everything performing beautifully.

🕯 Candles

For the best burn and strongest scent, let the wax melt fully to the edges on the first burn. This helps prevent tunneling and keeps your candle burning evenly.

Keep your wick clean by ever so gently flicking off any loose burnt bits

Burn for 1 to 2 hours at a time and keep away from drafts or fans.

Stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains, or glass may shatter.

Some scents don’t just fill a space. They clear it.

We create scent experiences that feel intentional, grounding, and made to be lived with.

Every Naughty List candle is thoughtfully crafted in Canada using clean, high quality ingredients and layered fragrance designed to feel fresh, balanced, and real.

🖤 Designed to Feel Different

Our scents are built to feel natural, layered, and effortless in your space.

They don’t overwhelm.

They reset.

✨ Clean, Without Compromise

From our soy candles to our home fragrance products, everything is made with consciously chosen, non-toxic ingredients.

Phthalate-free fragrance
Clean-burning soy wax
No unnecessary fillers or harsh additives

Designed for a cleaner, more elevated home.

🇨🇦 Crafted in Canada

We are a women-owned Canadian brand, and every product is made with intention, care, and attention to detail.

Small batches. High standards. No shortcuts.

✨ Made to Be Lived With

This isn’t just about scent.

It's about making your home feel magical for the holidays.