Seriously, F*ck Off
The Bug Repellent That Actually Belongs in Your Life
Let’s be honest.
Nothing ruins a perfect summer moment faster than bugs.
You’re outside…
The drinks are poured…
The sun is setting…
And suddenly you’re swatting, itching, and over it.
This collection was made for that exact moment.
Not just to repel bugs.
To let you actually enjoy where you are.
This Is Not Your Typical Bug Spray
We didn’t just make something that works.
We made something you’ll want to use.
No harsh chemical smell.
No greasy skin.
No settling for “it does the job.”
This is bug protection…
Reimagined.
The Scent
Fresh, Herbal, Elevated, and Unexpectedly Addictive
This is where everything changes.
Instead of that sharp, synthetic bug spray smell…
You get a layered, natural fragrance that smells like summer done right.
Lemongrass
Bright. Citrusy. Clean.
This is your first impression.
It cuts through the air instantly and naturally repels mosquitoes and ticks while making your space feel fresh and open.
It smells like:
A clean summer breeze
Fresh cut herbs
A patio you actually want to sit on
Peppermint
Cool. Crisp. Invigorating.
Peppermint adds a refreshing edge that lifts the entire blend while helping repel spiders and ants.
It makes everything feel:
Sharper
Cleaner
More alive
Citronella
A classic for a reason.
But this is not the citronella you’re used to.
It’s smoother, more refined, and blended in a way that feels elevated, not overpowering.
It quietly works in the background keeping mosquitoes away without taking over the scent.
Cedarwood
This is where the scent gets grounded.
Warm. Woodsy. Calm.
Cedarwood adds depth and richness while helping repel flying pests like mosquitoes and moths.
It makes the entire blend feel:
More luxurious
More balanced
More like a candle… not a repellent
Lavender
Soft. Calming. Subtle.
Lavender brings a gentle floral layer that soothes your nervous system while irritating gnats and smaller pests.
It adds that feeling of:
Relaxation
Ease
A slower summer moment
Black Pepper
This is the secret weapon.
Warm. Slightly spicy. Bold.
Black pepper essential oil has been shown to be incredibly effective at repelling certain mosquito species, naturally.
It gives the scent a subtle edge and turns it from “nice” into:
Memorable
Different
A little addictive
Why This Works Better Than Traditional Bug Spray
Because you shouldn’t have to choose between working and safe.
Most bug sprays use DEET.
And while it’s common…
It comes with downsides.
Traditional DEET Sprays
Can irritate skin, eyes, and breathing
Contain harsh synthetic chemicals
Damage plastics and fabrics
May disrupt hormones with repeated exposure
Our Seriously F Off Collection
DEET-free
Phthalate-free
Non-toxic
Skin-safe
Eco-conscious
Powered by essential oils that do more than just smell good.
They work.
And they make your experience better at the same time.
The Feeling
This isn’t just protection.
It’s freedom.
It feels like:
Sitting outside without constantly swatting
Actually enjoying golden hour
Relaxing instead of being on edge
It gives you your summer back.
The Candle
Your Outdoor Atmosphere Setter
16 oz | Double Wick | 100% Soy Wax
This is not a weak patio candle.
This is a scent-throwing, space-setting, bug-repelling powerhouse.
Best used for:
Patios
Decks
Outdoor dinners
Camping
Evenings by the fire
It creates:
Ambiance
Protection
A space people want to stay in
The Spray
Your On-The-Go Shield
4 oz | Lightweight | Skin-Safe
This is what you grab when you leave the house.
Perfect for:
Golf bags
Beach totes
Picnic baskets
Dog walks
Travel
It’s easy, effective, and smells like something you actually want on your skin.
When to Use It
All summer.
But especially:
Camping trips
Backyard dinners
Weddings
Brunch on the patio
Gardening
Fishing, kayaking, or lake days
Evening walks
Anywhere bugs usually ruin the vibe.
Why You’ll Want Both
Because one protects your space.
The other protects you.
And together…
You’re covered.
No stress.
No bites.
No compromise.
The Truth About This Collection
You’ll buy it because you hate bugs.
You’ll keep using it because of how it makes your summer feel.
