The Naughty List Candles

The Naughty List Collection

Santa’s Only Fans & Merry Fu*king Christmas
Limited Edition | 16oz Wood Wick Candles | 100% Soy Wax | Hand-Poured in Canada

🎅 Ho, Ho, Holy Sh*t... You Made the Naughty List

Introducing our most sinfully festive candles yet: Santa’s Only Fans and Merry Fu*king Christmas!
Perfect for those who prefer their holidays with a side of sass and a whole lot of scent.

These two limited edition 16oz wood wick candles were poured for the bold, the mischievous, and the ones who know that being on the naughty list is way more fun.

🕯️The Scents🕯️

🎄 Merry Fu*king Christmas
Deck the halls and light one up! This cozy candle smells like rich, buttery shortbread fresh out of the oven... warm, comforting, and just sweet enough to make you blush.

🔥 Santa’s Only Fans
It’s getting hot at the North Pole. This indulgent scent captures roasted chestnuts, spicy warmth, and a touch of holiday mischief. Perfect for setting the mood when Santa’s got your cookies on speed dial.

🎅Why You’ll Love Them

• 16oz wood wick candles with a warm crackling burn

• Hand-poured in small batches in Canada

• Made with 100% soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils

• Designed for those who take their cozy with a side of naughty

• Each candle burns clean for approximately 80–100 hours

• Perfect as a cheeky gift or for your own naughty vibe

🕯️ Burn Tips

• Burn until the wax melts all the way to the edges to prevent tunneling

• Keep your wick trimmed to ¼ inch before each burn

• Avoid drafts (Santa hates wind burn)
  

• If you see soot, trim your wick... it’s crying for help

• Stop burning when ½ inch of wax remains at the bottom

⚠️ Fine Print

These naughty candles are here for a very limited time, once they’re gone, even Santa’s elves can’t bring them back.

🔥 You can be nice next year. For now, light it up and own your naughty.