You know the moment.
The sun is setting. The drinks are poured. The table is set.

And then… the bugs arrive.

Seriously, F*ck Off was created to protect the moment.

No chemical smell.
No sticky sprays.
No sacrificing the atmosphere you worked so hard to create.

Instead, you get a clean, elevated fragrance that blends seamlessly into your space…
while quietly doing the job.

Light it. Mist it. Forget about it.

🕯 A Candle That Performs Outdoors
A 16oz double wick designed to actually throw scent outside, from patios to campsites.

✨ A Spray You’ll Actually Want to Use
A lightweight, skin-safe mist that feels clean, refreshing, and effortless to reapply.

🌿 Powered by Nature, Not Chemicals
Formulated with essential oils known to repel insects naturally, without the harsh effects of DEET.

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Keep one at home, one in your bag. Never get caught unprepared again.

A clean, herbal-fresh blend with depth, warmth, and intention.

Top: Lemongrass, Peppermint
Heart: Citronella, Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Black Pepper

Fresh. Grounding. Slightly warm.
Not your typical bug spray scent… and that’s the point.

✨ THE FORMULA

This isn’t just fragrance. It’s function.

Each ingredient was chosen for both its scent profile and its ability to naturally repel insects:

• Lemongrass – bright, citrus-forward, and highly effective against mosquitoes
• Peppermint – crisp and cooling, helps deter ants and spiders
• Citronella – a classic, refined into something far more elevated
• Cedarwood – grounding, woodsy, and protective against flying pests
• Lavender – calming for you, irritating for them
• Black Pepper – bold, warm, and a powerful natural repellent

The result is a scent that feels intentional, layered, and quietly powerful.

🚫 WHY NOT DEET?

Traditional bug sprays rely on DEET.
We chose not to.

DEET can:

• irritate skin and eyes
• disrupt the environment
• degrade fabrics and materials

We said seriously, f*ck off to that too.

Our formula is:

• DEET-Free
• Phthalate-Free
• Vegan & Cruelty-Free
• Non-Toxic

Because protection shouldn’t come at a cost.

🕯 16oz Candle
Double wick. Strong outdoor throw. Perfect for patios, dinners, and slow summer nights. 80 - 100 hour burn time

✨ 4oz Spray
Skin-safe. Portable. Designed for life on the go.

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The full experience. At home and everywhere else.

✨ WHEN YOU’LL REACH FOR IT

• Evenings on the patio
• Outdoor dinners and hosting
• Camping weekends
• Golf days and lake trips
• Gardening or quiet mornings outside
• Walks at dusk

Once you have it… you won’t go without it.

We don’t believe in choosing between clean and luxury, you can have both.

Every product is:

• Hand-poured in small batches in Canada
• Made with 100% soy wax
• Phthalate-free, non-toxic, and consciously formulated
• Designed to elevate your space, not just scent it

And as a brand built by a woman who cares deeply about what comes into her home…
every detail matters.

💌 GIFTING MOMENT

Sending this as a gift?

Leave a note at checkout and we’ll handwrite a card for you.
Because even something a little cheeky should still feel thoughtful.

🚚 SHIPPING

Free standard shipping on orders over $125 with code FREESHIP