Ebony & Ivory Candle Co.
Seriously, F*ck Off
Seriously, F*ck Off
Luxury Bug-Repelling Candle & Spray
Lemongrass | Peppermint | Citronella | Lavender | Cedarwood | Black Pepper
Your Summer, Protected, Without Compromise. No harsh chemicals. No overwhelming citronella cloud. No constant swatting. Just a beautifully layered, herbaceous scent…and the quiet confidence of knowing nothing is coming near you.
"Bug Spray that doesn’t stink!"
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Thoughtfully Crafted in Canada • Free Shipping Available • Deet Free bug Repellent
Your Space Protected, So You Can Actually Enjoy It
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The Experience
The Experience
You know the moment.
The sun is setting. The drinks are poured. The table is set.
And then… the bugs arrive.
Seriously, F*ck Off was created to protect the moment.
No chemical smell.
No sticky sprays.
No sacrificing the atmosphere you worked so hard to create.
Instead, you get a clean, elevated fragrance that blends seamlessly into your space…
while quietly doing the job.
Light it. Mist it. Forget about it.
Why You'll Love it
Why You'll Love it
🕯 A Candle That Performs Outdoors
A 16oz double wick designed to actually throw scent outside, from patios to campsites.
✨ A Spray You’ll Actually Want to Use
A lightweight, skin-safe mist that feels clean, refreshing, and effortless to reapply.
🌿 Powered by Nature, Not Chemicals
Formulated with essential oils known to repel insects naturally, without the harsh effects of DEET.
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Keep one at home, one in your bag. Never get caught unprepared again.
Scent profile
Scent profile
A clean, herbal-fresh blend with depth, warmth, and intention.
Top: Lemongrass, Peppermint
Heart: Citronella, Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Black Pepper
Fresh. Grounding. Slightly warm.
Not your typical bug spray scent… and that’s the point.
✨ THE FORMULA
This isn’t just fragrance. It’s function.
Each ingredient was chosen for both its scent profile and its ability to naturally repel insects:
- Lemongrass – bright, citrus-forward, and highly effective against mosquitoes
- Peppermint – crisp and cooling, helps deter ants and spiders
- Citronella – a classic, refined into something far more elevated
- Cedarwood – grounding, woodsy, and protective against flying pests
- Lavender – calming for you, irritating for them
- Black Pepper – bold, warm, and a powerful natural repellent
The result is a scent that feels intentional, layered, and quietly powerful.
🚫 WHY NOT DEET?
Traditional bug sprays rely on DEET.
We chose not to.
DEET can:
- irritate skin and eyes
- disrupt the environment
- degrade fabrics and materials
We said seriously, f*ck off to that too.
Our formula is:
- DEET-Free
- Phthalate-Free
- Vegan & Cruelty-Free
- Non-Toxic
Because protection shouldn’t come at a cost.
Choose your experience
Choose your experience
🕯 16oz Candle
Double wick. Strong outdoor throw. Perfect for patios, dinners, and slow summer nights. 80 - 100 hour burn time
✨ 4oz Spray
Skin-safe. Portable. Designed for life on the go.
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The full experience. At home and everywhere else.
✨ WHEN YOU’LL REACH FOR IT
- Evenings on the patio
- Outdoor dinners and hosting
- Camping weekends
- Golf days and lake trips
- Gardening or quiet mornings outside
- Walks at dusk
Once you have it… you won’t go without it.
The Ebony & Ivory Difference
The Ebony & Ivory Difference
We don’t believe in choosing between clean and luxury, you can have both.
Every product is:
- Hand-poured in small batches in Canada
- Made with 100% soy wax
- Phthalate-free, non-toxic, and consciously formulated
- Designed to elevate your space, not just scent it
And as a brand built by a woman who cares deeply about what comes into her home…
every detail matters.
💌 GIFTING MOMENT
Sending this as a gift?
Leave a note at checkout and we’ll handwrite a card for you.
Because even something a little cheeky should still feel thoughtful.
🚚 SHIPPING
Free standard shipping on orders over $125 with code FREESHIP
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The title says it all. I love the smell and has been helpful with the mild mosquitos so far this year! Looking forward to nights on the porch with this candle!