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Ebony & Ivory Candle Co.

Seriously, F*ck Off

Seriously, F*ck Off

Luxury Bug-Repelling Candle & Spray

Lemongrass | Peppermint | Citronella | Lavender | Cedarwood | Black Pepper

Your Summer, Protected, Without Compromise. No harsh chemicals. No overwhelming citronella cloud. No constant swatting. Just a beautifully layered, herbaceous scent…and the quiet confidence of knowing nothing is coming near you.

"Bug Spray that doesn’t stink!"

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Thoughtfully Crafted in Canada • Free Shipping Available • Deet Free bug Repellent

Your Space Protected, So You Can Actually Enjoy It

The Experience

You know the moment.
The sun is setting. The drinks are poured. The table is set.

And then… the bugs arrive.

Seriously, F*ck Off was created to protect the moment.

No chemical smell.
No sticky sprays.
No sacrificing the atmosphere you worked so hard to create.

Instead, you get a clean, elevated fragrance that blends seamlessly into your space…
while quietly doing the job.

Light it. Mist it. Forget about it.

Why You'll Love it

🕯 A Candle That Performs Outdoors
A 16oz double wick designed to actually throw scent outside, from patios to campsites.

✨ A Spray You’ll Actually Want to Use
A lightweight, skin-safe mist that feels clean, refreshing, and effortless to reapply.

🌿 Powered by Nature, Not Chemicals
Formulated with essential oils known to repel insects naturally, without the harsh effects of DEET.

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Keep one at home, one in your bag. Never get caught unprepared again.

Scent profile

A clean, herbal-fresh blend with depth, warmth, and intention.

Top: Lemongrass, Peppermint
Heart: Citronella, Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Black Pepper

Fresh. Grounding. Slightly warm.
Not your typical bug spray scent… and that’s the point.

✨ THE FORMULA

This isn’t just fragrance. It’s function.

Each ingredient was chosen for both its scent profile and its ability to naturally repel insects:

  • Lemongrass – bright, citrus-forward, and highly effective against mosquitoes
  • Peppermint – crisp and cooling, helps deter ants and spiders
  • Citronella – a classic, refined into something far more elevated
  • Cedarwood – grounding, woodsy, and protective against flying pests
  • Lavender – calming for you, irritating for them
  • Black Pepper – bold, warm, and a powerful natural repellent

The result is a scent that feels intentional, layered, and quietly powerful.

🚫 WHY NOT DEET?

Traditional bug sprays rely on DEET.
We chose not to.

DEET can:

  • irritate skin and eyes
  • disrupt the environment
  • degrade fabrics and materials

We said seriously, f*ck off to that too.

Our formula is:

  • DEET-Free
  • Phthalate-Free
  • Vegan & Cruelty-Free
  • Non-Toxic

Because protection shouldn’t come at a cost.

Choose your experience

🕯 16oz Candle
Double wick. Strong outdoor throw. Perfect for patios, dinners, and slow summer nights. 80 - 100 hour burn time

✨ 4oz Spray
Skin-safe. Portable. Designed for life on the go.

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The full experience. At home and everywhere else.

✨ WHEN YOU’LL REACH FOR IT

  • Evenings on the patio
  • Outdoor dinners and hosting
  • Camping weekends
  • Golf days and lake trips
  • Gardening or quiet mornings outside
  • Walks at dusk

Once you have it… you won’t go without it.

The Ebony & Ivory Difference

We don’t believe in choosing between clean and luxury, you can have both.

Every product is:

  • Hand-poured in small batches in Canada
  • Made with 100% soy wax
  • Phthalate-free, non-toxic, and consciously formulated
  • Designed to elevate your space, not just scent it

And as a brand built by a woman who cares deeply about what comes into her home…
every detail matters.

💌 GIFTING MOMENT

Sending this as a gift?

Leave a note at checkout and we’ll handwrite a card for you.
Because even something a little cheeky should still feel thoughtful.

🚚 SHIPPING

Free standard shipping on orders over $125 with code FREESHIP

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