Let’s Be Honest… Bugs Ruin Everything
You’re outside.
Drink in hand.
Finally relaxed.
And then...
Mosquitoes.
Gnats.
Something crawling where it shouldn’t be.
It doesn’t take much to ruin a good summer moment.
Seriously F*ck Off was made for exactly this.
A Natural Bug Repellent That Actually Works
Most people reach for sprays loaded with DEET.
And while they can be effective… they come with trade-offs that more people are starting to question.
DEET is a synthetic chemical designed to interfere with insects’ ability to detect us. It’s been widely used for decades, but it’s not something you want lingering on your skin, your clothes, or in the air around you for hours at a time.
Many people are moving away from it because:
- it can feel harsh on the skin
- it has a strong, lingering chemical smell
- it’s not something you want to breathe in while sitting on your patio or eating
- it doesn’t align with a more clean, low-tox lifestyle
Seriously F*ck Off takes a different approach.
It's a natural mosquito repellent. Using a blend of fragrance oils that are proven to naturally repel insects while still creating a scent you actually want in your space, giving you a DEET free bug solution.
If you want to enjoy your patio, backyard, or outdoor dinners without constantly spraying chemicals, this is the switch that makes sense.
Scent Profile (And Why It Works)
This isn’t just a candle.
It’s a carefully blended combination of scented oils known for their insect-repelling properties, while still smelling clean, fresh, and elevated.
- Lemongrass – Bright, citrusy, and one of the most effective natural mosquito and tick repellents
- Peppermint – Crisp and cooling, helps deter spiders, ants, and other crawling insects
- Citronella – A well-known summer staple for repelling mosquitoes
- Cedarwood – Warm and woodsy, effective against flying pests while adding depth to the scent
- Lavender – Calming for you, but irritating to gnats and small insects
- Black Pepper – A powerful natural insect deterrent with strong repellent properties
The result?
A scent that feels, fresh, clean and outdoorsy.
Not overpowering.
Not artificial.
Just effective.
Why Natural Bug Repellent Is Trending in July
Every summer, the same problem shows up.
But the way people solve it is changing.
Across Canada, especially in July, searches spike for:
- natural bug repellent
- citronella candles
- outdoor candles for mosquitoes
- non-toxic pest control
People want solutions that, actually work, feel safe to use around family, and don’t overpower the space.
Seriously F*ck Off fits right into that shift, giving you function without sacrificing your summer experience.
Where This Candle Belongs
This is not a “set it anywhere” candle.
It’s strategic.
Use it in:
- patios
- decks
- backyards
- cabins
- camping setups
- outdoor dining tables
Anywhere bugs tend to show up…
this candle earns its place.
If you spend any time outside in the summer, this is one you’ll want on hand.
The Candle You’ll Be Glad You Have
This is one of those products you don’t think about until you need it.
And once you have it?
You don’t go without it.
Keep this candle close all summer long so you can focus on what's really important.
It’s not just a candle, it’s part of your setup.
Made for Summer Living in Canada
Like every Ebony & Ivory Candle Co product, Seriously F*ck Off is:
- Phthalate-free
- Made with clean, conscious ingredients
- Hand-poured in Alberta, Canada
Designed for real summer use, not just aesthetics.
Enjoy Your Space Again
Summer is short.
You shouldn’t have to fight for it.
No swatting.
No spraying.
No constantly moving around.
Just light it…
and let it do its job.
If you’re tired of bugs taking over your space, this is the easiest fix you can make.
