Seriously, F*ck Off

✨ SERIOUSLY, F*CK OFF

The All-Natural Bug-Repelling Collection
(Includes: 16oz Candle 🕯 | 4oz Spray ✨ | Bundle & Save 💸)

🔥 Summer's Sassiest Way to Say: “Not Today, Bugs.”

Crafted for those who love patio season without the constant swatting, Seriously, F*ck Off is your luxe, non-toxic bug-repelling dream. Whether you're camping, sipping rosé at sunset, or teeing off at the 9th hole — this set is your chic shield from those annoying, uninvited guests.

Why You'll Love It:

• 🕯 Candle: A double-wick 16oz powerhouse that throws serious scent in outdoor settings — from your back deck to deep in the woods.

• ✨ Spray: A 4oz all-natural, skin-safe mist. Toss it in your golf bag, picnic basket, or beach tote.

• 💸 Bundle: Get both and save — stay protected and elevated.

🌿 POWERED BY NATURE — NO TOXIC CHEMICALS

This sophisticated blend of oils doesn’t just smell incredible — it works hard to keep bugs away, without the toxins.

🌿 SCENT PROFILE:

• Lemongrass – Nature’s most elegant mosquito + tick repellent

• Peppermint – Crisp, cooling, repels spiders + ants

• Citronella – A summer staple for warding off mosquitoes

• Cedarwood – ✨ Grounding and woodsy, cedar essential oil not only smells incredible but is highly effective at repelling mosquitoes, moths, and other flying pests. It’s also known to support relaxation, reduce skin irritation, and add depth to the scent profile.
  
  
• Lavender – Calms your nervous system, annoys the gnats
  

• Black Pepper – 🔥 The secret weapon. With strong insecticidal properties, black pepper essential oil has been shown in studies to be more effective than DEET in repelling certain mosquito species — naturally. It adds warmth, boldness, and serious bug-banishing edge to our blend.

The result? A clean, complex, herbal-fresh fragrance that smells as luxe as it is powerful.

🖤 EDUCATE TO ELEVATE: Why Not DEET?

DEET-based bug sprays:

• Can irritate the skin, eyes, and respiratory system

• Are harmful to aquatic ecosystems

• Can degrade plastics and synthetics

• May disrupt hormones with frequent use

We said seriously, f*ck off to that too.
Our formula is DEET-free, phthalate-free, vegan, cruelty-free, and non-toxic.

WHEN TO USE:

• 🏕 Camping trips

• 🧺 Picnics + brunch in the park

• 🪴 Gardening or backyard reading

• 🥂 Outdoor dinners + weddings

• ⛳️ Golfing

• 🛶 Canoeing, kayaking, fishing

• 🐾 Dog walks at dusk

📦 AVAILABLE IN:

🕯 16oz Candle — Double wick. Ideal for patios, outdoor dining, and campsite ambiance.
✨ 4oz Spray — Lightweight, long-lasting, skin-safe.
💸 Bundle — Save $10. Keep one at home, one on the go.

🛍 WHY CHOOSE US:

• Handcrafted in small batches

• 100% Soy Wax

• Phthalate-Free & Non-Toxic

• Women-Owned 🇨🇦

• Meticulously tested for effectiveness

• Designed to look as good as it smells

• Love It Guarantee — Not obsessed? Send it back unburned.

💌 Sending It As A Gift?

Leave a note at checkout — we’ll handwrite a personalized card for you. Always complimentary.

🚚 FREE STANDARD SHIPPING

Use code FREESHIP at checkout on orders over $125
Because being bite-free shouldn’t come with a shipping charge.

🖤 #1 Outdoor Must-Have for Summer
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