Bitches Who Brunch

🥞 Bitches Who Brunch

Brunch is a lifestyle, not a meal — and this candle is the whole damn spread.

Inspired by Saturday mornings that roll into afternoon catch-ups, bottomless gossip, and sweet indulgence, Bitches Who Brunch brings the heart of your favorite breakfast table into your home. It’s nostalgic. It’s playful. It smells like freshly flipped pancakes, bursting blueberries, and a drizzle of golden maple syrup — without you lifting a spatula.

🍯 Scent Profile

• Top: Fluffy Pancakes

• Heart: Wild Blueberries

• Base: Rich Maple Syrup

Warm. Sweet. Weekend-worthy. This scent makes every day feel like Sunday brunch at your place.

🕯️ Candle Sizes & Burn Times

• 8 oz Single Wick – $34.99 CAD
  Perfect for bedrooms, bathrooms & cozy nooks
  🕯️ ~40+hour burn time

• 16 oz Double Wick – $44.99 CAD
  Fills open spaces like kitchens, living rooms & entryways
  🕯️ ~75+ hour burn time
  💸 Double the size for just $10 more? Yes brunch queen, you're saving.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• 🖤 100% soy wax & phthalate-free

• ✨ Hand-poured in Alberta, Canada

• 🔥 Meticulously tested for scent throw & clean burn

• 🛍️ Small batch, non-toxic, and made by a women-owned brand

• ❤️ Not obsessed? Return it unburned — no brunch drama here.

🎁 Perfect For

• Girls who live for Sunday brunch

• Hostess gifts that make them say “OMG”

• Self-care Sundays in a fluffy robe

• Sweet gestures with personalized cards — add your message at checkout & we’ll handwrite it for you

🚚 Shipping Perks

• Spend $125+? Use code FREESHIP for free standard shipping
  

🔥 Candle Care

• Trim wick to ¼” before lighting

• Let wax pool to the edges for first burn

• Limit burns to 4 hours at a time

• Discontinue use with ½” wax left as glass may shatter

Smells like your weekend besties & blueberry stacks.
Because you’re that girl.